asterale asked: How was your day?
We have transvestite talk-show hosts, advocates for eunuch’s rights, burqa...– ‘Why Pakistan Will Survive’ - Mohsin Hamid (via mehreenkasana)
The (500) Days of Summer attitude of “He wants you so bad” seems attractive to...– Joseph Gordon-Levitt (x)
When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL
Hillary Clinton on what designers she wears:
Interviewer: Okay. Which designers do you prefer?
Hillary Clinton: What designers of clothes?
Hillary Clinton: Would you ever ask a man that question?
Interviewer: Probably not. Probably not.